50 Hiss-terical Names for Your Pet Snake

Finding the perfect name for your snake doesn’t have to be a pain in the asp! Whether your snake is slinky, regal, or just plain adorable, we’ve got 50 funny, clever, and unique names to suit their personality. Let’s get sssstarted!

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Slithery Classics

1. Slither
2. Hissy
3. Slinky
4. Monty Python
5. Julius Squeezer
6. Coil-bert (a nod to Stephen Colbert)
7. Boa-ndrew
8. Sir Scales-a-Lot
9. Danger Noodle
10. Snape the Snake

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Celebrity-Inspired Sssensations

11. Britney Hiss
12. Taylor Slift
13. Jake the Snake Gyllenhaal
14. David Hisselhoff
15. Snake Efron
16. Hissy Elliott
17. Oprah Wsss-infrey
18. Lady Hissaga
19. Boaconda Rousey
20. Elvis Hissley

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Foodie Favorites

21. Spaghetti
22. Linguini
23. Slim Jim
24. Rattleroni
25. Pretzel
26. Sna-kes
27. Noodle Soup
28. Hot Dog
29. Butter Ball (great for a python!)
30. Nacho

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Pop Culture Faves

31. Nagini (Harry Potter)
32. Kaa (The Jungle Book)
33. Medusa (for the mythology fans)
34. Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
35. Jörmungandr (Norse Mythology)
36. Voldemort (if your snake rules the house)
37. Nessie (Loch Ness monster vibes)
38. Shakesnake Spear (for literary lovers)
39. Fangtasia (True Blood)
40. Cobra Kai (Karate Kid)

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Just Plain Fun

41. Wiggles
42. Squiggle
43. Pancake
44. Socks (ironic, of course)
45. Pickles
46. Toast
47. Kevin (because why not?)
48. Scales McGee
49. Wormy
50. Pebbles

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Wrap-Up

There you have it—50 names that will make you (and anyone who meets your snake) chuckle. Whether you opt for something punny like Julius Squeezer or keep it simple with Kevin, your snake is sure to make a stylish statement. Which name is your favorite? Let us know! 🐍